Oh no, I forgot to do that today! Back later!
Dear Miss Anonymous,
I really do.
It practically never snows in L.A., so I’ve never gotten to. I even have the magic hat that could bring it to life!
Dear Holden Caulfield,
I could, but my legs would disappear!
He says he’s just glad he skipped the messy diaper stage.
With me being older, it meant I could start working sooner to help with bills when times were tough. As a young professional, I have to take care of my poor old Daddy!
But now that the agency is picking up with some new blood and Daddy has his badge back, we’re really going to rake it in! I just know it!
Hmm… let me think…
Oh, I know, it’s when he went to one of my parent/teacher conferences and when my teacher said my magic was too big a distraction, he gave her the finger in my defense!
The… the index finger, I mean.
Dear Draco Malfoy,
If you’re looking to lose a wizard’s duel, you’re on the right path!
I like the way you think, Coke.
Today is the best. We got
and Hot Blonde Bros
He slayed the dragon.
The princess cried for days.
She loved that dragon.
|—||The stories fairytales don’t tell (via meisterful)|
So my family stayed at my aunt’s beach house last weekend and
a Harry Potter-themed
in the cupboard under the stairs