Half-Blood Princess' Diary

askaceattorney:

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Dear 163,

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!!!

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Oh no, I forgot to do that today!  Back later!

<3

askaceattorney:

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Dear Miss Anonymous,

I really do.

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It practically never snows in L.A., so I’ve never gotten to.  I even have the magic hat that could bring it to life!

-Trucy Wright

askaceattorney:

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Dear Holden Caulfield,

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I could, but my legs would disappear!

-Trucy Wright

askaceattorney:

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Dear Kaitlin,

He says he’s just glad he skipped the messy diaper stage.

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With me being older, it meant I could start working sooner to help with bills when times were tough.  As a young professional, I have to take care of my poor old Daddy!

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But now that the agency is picking up with some new blood and Daddy has his badge back, we’re really going to rake it in!  I just know it!

-Trucy Wright

askaceattorney:

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Dear Anonymous,

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Hmm… let me think…

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Oh, I know, it’s when he went to one of my parent/teacher conferences and when my teacher said my magic was too big a distraction, he gave her the finger in my defense!

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The… the index finger, I mean.

-Trucy Wright

askaceattorney:

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Dear Draco Malfoy,

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If you’re looking to lose a wizard’s duel, you’re on the right path!

-Trucy Wright

stunningpicture:

I like the way you think, Coke.

stunningpicture:

I like the way you think, Coke.

star-lord-and-savior:

Today is the best. We got

Science Bros

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and Hot Blonde Bros

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The prince fought valiantly.
He slayed the dragon.
The princess cried for days.
She loved that dragon.
The stories fairytales don’t tell (via meisterful)

chocolateinthelibrary:

So my family stayed at my aunt’s beach house last weekend and

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there

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is

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literally

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a Harry Potter-themed

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reading nook

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in the cupboard under the stairs